The Disputed Territories of Debhatastan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Christian Barkley with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.293 billion Debhatastanics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lecktoro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The strong Debhatastanic economy, worth 178 trillion Ieroes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,090 Ieroes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Debhatastan with a very polite populace, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, and those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debhatastan's national animal is the Silver Egle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Charlesianity.

Debhatastan is ranked 264,342^nd in the world and 4^th in Maschint Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 7.52 average smiles per day.