The Moon Princess of DENpuppet is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kaguya Hime with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.564 billion Puppet Masters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nugut. The average income tax rate is 87.6%.

The frighteningly efficient DENpuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 3,296 trillion Updates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,210 Updates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the government has returned all business to private ownership. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DENpuppet's national animal is the Raider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Divine Salvation of Raideron.

DENpuppet is ranked 17,225^th in the world and 2^nd in Jenny for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,677.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.