The Queendom of DeSsambra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen AsaShalee with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 42.347 billion DeSsambrans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The large but stagnant a DeSsambran economy, worth 288 trillion natis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. Average income is 6,812 natis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeSsambra's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DeSsambra is ranked 78,457^th in the world and 2^nd in Rumathier for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,277.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.