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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91st
The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥
Lord Knight of Psychotic Dictatorships
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Destructive Government Economic System

Population5.816 billion

CapitalThe Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool
LeaderThe Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES


The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.816 billion ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 338,756 ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,162,481 per year while the poor average 21,797, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

The bayonet is cutting-edge technology, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Destructive Government Economic System's national animal is the 🐲STALKING DRAGON OF THE ENSLAVED🐲, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is THE CULT OF DEAREST LEADERISM.

Destructive Government Economic System is ranked 1,684th in the world and 7th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 257.4 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91stLargest Mining Sector: 93rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 144thMost Primitive: 206thMost Devout: 248thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 290thMost Corrupt Governments: 393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 491stMost Avoided: 632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 755thLargest Black Market: 787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 909thLargest Insurance Industry: 920thLowest Crime Rates: 1,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,097thHighest Average Incomes: 1,225thFattest Citizens: 1,457thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,684thTop
Most Conservative: 1,851stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,343rdLargest Governments: 3,354thRudest Citizens: 4,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,962ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,542ndHighest Economic Output: 7,054thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,606thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,565thMost Stationary: 15,863rdMost Extreme: 16,802nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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