Population | 15.534 billion |
Capital | Desvios City |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | decapitated head |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.534 billion Desviosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,239 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,908 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-decapitated head mansions. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Desvios is ranked 1,250th in the world and 35th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 340 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-decapitated head mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Desvios, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.