
| Population | 9.049 billion |
| Capital | Copenhagen |
| Leader | Christian VIII |
| Faith | Lutheranism |
| Currency | Krone |
| Animal | Mute Swan |
The Kongerige of Det Store Danmark is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Christian VIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.049 billion Danes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Danish economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,633 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,562 per year while the poor average 35,329, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.
There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', billions of Kroner are spent to take high-quality photos of the Mute Swan Nebula, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Danish politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Det Store Danmark's national animal is the Mute Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.
Det Store Danmark is ranked 18,126th in the world and 91st in Holmond Holdings for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 325.39 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Det Store Danmark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Corrupt Governments.
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Det Store Danmark, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Danish politicians.
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Det Store Danmark, billions of Kroner are spent to take high-quality photos of the Mute Swan Nebula.
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Det Store Danmark, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
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Det Store Danmark, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
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Det Store Danmark, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Det Store Danmark's mid-life crisis.
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Det Store Danmark, Danes believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
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Det Store Danmark, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
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Det Store Danmark, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation.
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Det Store Danmark, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.













































