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Most Armed: 943rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 954thLargest Retail Industry: 1,068th
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Die Alles Fabrik

Population4.663 billion

CapitalThe Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano
LeaderHead Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt

CurrencyElectrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amp
AnimalCruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic

The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.663 billion Tinkers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinkerer economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Electrically Shocking Units of milli-Amp a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 246,871 Electrically Shocking Units of milli-Amp, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,526,406 per year while the poor average 17,276, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Tinkers, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Die Alles Fabrik's national animal is the Cruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Die Alles Fabrik is ranked 16,965th in the world and 3rd in Northern Ocean for Most Pro-Market, scoring 81.56 on the Rand Index.

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Most Armed: 943rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 954thLargest Retail Industry: 1,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,092ndFattest Citizens: 1,104thMost Avoided: 1,186thRudest Citizens: 1,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,483rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,596thHighest Crime Rates: 1,910thMost Efficient Economies: 1,940thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,214thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,486thLargest Mining Sector: 3,171stHighest Average Incomes: 3,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,193rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,900thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,603rdMost Secular: 7,263rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,343rdLargest Black Market: 8,629thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,167thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,508thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,528thSmartest Citizens: 12,586thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,322ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,495thLargest Governments: 14,280thHighest Economic Output: 14,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,760thMost Inclusive: 16,168thMost Pro-Market: 16,965th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Tinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik's influence in Northern Ocean rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.

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