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Most Armed: 988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,011thFattest Citizens: 1,063rd
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Die Alles Fabrik

Population12.649 billion

CapitalThe Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano
LeaderHead Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt

CurrencyElectrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amp
AnimalCruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic

The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.649 billion Tinkers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinkerer economy, worth a remarkable 3,405 trillion Electrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 269,266 Electrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,634,658 per year while the poor average 19,737, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Tinkerer stage setups, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Die Alles Fabrik's national animal is the Cruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Die Alles Fabrik is ranked 85,278th in the world and 4th in Northern Ocean for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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1%
Most Armed: 988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,011thFattest Citizens: 1,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,107thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,210thMost Avoided: 1,331stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,374thLargest Retail Industry: 1,555thHighest Crime Rates: 1,785thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,831stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,905thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,959thRudest Citizens: 2,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,822ndTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,113thLargest Mining Sector: 4,720thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,368thHighest Economic Output: 6,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,402ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,459thMost Secular: 7,544thLargest Black Market: 8,889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,475thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,496thSmartest Citizens: 11,052ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,713thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,790thLargest Governments: 16,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,059thMost Inclusive: 20,312thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,981stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,862ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,116th

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  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik's influence in Northern Ocean rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Die Alles Fabrik's influence in Northern Ocean rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Die Alles Fabrik's influence in Northern Ocean fell from "Dealmaker" to "Contender".

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