The Teyrnir of Dieron is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Teyrn Corvo vos Taliari with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.126 billion Dieronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tahlwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The very strong Dieronian economy, worth 571 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,290 kamas, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, extreme political groups are outlawed, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Dieron's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Dieron is ranked 80,993^rd in the world and 12^th in Germany for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 353 on the Clooney Contribution Index.