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Most Authoritarian: 10,296thMost Income Equality: 13,142ndMost Stationary: 23,134th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Tu eres el imán y yo soy el metal
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Instigator
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Struggling
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Dispatchito

Population8.828 billion

Currencydespacito
Animaltoucan

The Republic of Dispatchito is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.828 billion Dispatchitoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Dispatchitoan economy, worth 152 trillion despacitoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 17,282 despacitoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, military spending recently hit a new high, and Dispatchitoan politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dispatchito's national animal is the toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dispatchito is ranked 23,134th in the world and 1st in Dispatchia for Most Stationary, with 1,493.9568910892 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 10,296thMost Income Equality: 13,142ndTop
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Most Stationary: 23,134thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,361stMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,681st
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dispatchito's influence in Dispatchia fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Dispatchito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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