The Federal Monarchy of Djeusland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Francis Rosewald with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.115 billion Djeus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javes Capital District. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Djeu economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion Jeux Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 131,406 Jeux Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Umbrellas are back in fashion, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djeusland's national animal is the Scarlet Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Djeusland is ranked 11,504^th in the world and 3^rd in Novapax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.56 law-abiding acts per hour.