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Largest Mining Sector: 2,813thLargest Black Market: 4,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,380th
The Crimson Red Riding Hood of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul
Influence
Dominator
The All-Seeing Eye
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Docile

Population11.881 billion

Currencyguilder
Animaleagle

The Crimson Red Riding Hood of Docile is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.881 billion Docileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Docilean economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,850 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, the government is flooded with compensation requests, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Docile's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Docile is ranked 11,252nd in the world and 1st in The End for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 404.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,813thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,380thLargest Retail Industry: 4,919thMost Devout: 5,083rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,323rdNudest: 7,427thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,464thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,501stHighest Economic Output: 13,149thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,522ndMost Patriotic: 15,409thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,834thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,550thMost Efficient Economies: 24,341stSmartest Citizens: 28,099thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,207thLargest Governments: 31,104thMost Avoided: 31,939th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Docile was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
  • : Following new legislation in Docile, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Docile was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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