The King of the Ferns of Doge Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shibo III with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.641 billion Doggos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fern City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Landian economy, worth 681 trillion Bepis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,948 Bepis, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Doggos, and colours are running as Doggos take on their own laundry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Land's national animal is the Shibe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Platiniumism.

Doge Land is ranked 228,264^th in the world and 7,522^nd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 40.38 Whatever.