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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,726thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,805thNudest: 4,949th
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Doireniall

Population1.551 billion

Currencyunit
Animalfalcon

The Commonwealth of Doireniall is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.551 billion Doireniallians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doireniallian economy, worth 122 trillion units a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,664 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doireniall's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Doireniall is ranked 307,542nd in the world and 35th in Red Autumn for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,726thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,805thNudest: 4,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,263rdMost Pacifist: 5,475thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,405thNicest Citizens: 6,434thSafest: 6,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,155thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,848thLargest Retail Industry: 13,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,839thMost Accessible: 14,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,955thTop
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Most Inclusive: 19,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,496thMost Devout: 24,541stHighest Drug Use: 29,000thLowest Crime Rates: 30,681st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Doireniall was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in Doireniall, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.

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