The Kingdom of Dolphiland is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Tim Kerman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.352 billion Dolfiks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athelborough. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolfik economy, worth a remarkable 4,667 trillion Dolfik Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 218,601 Dolfik Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's economic policies have a narrow area of effect, the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphiland's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolphiland is ranked 1,929^th in the world and 1^st in Kerbin for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,409.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.