The Most Serene Republic of Dolphin Keys is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 295 million Dolphin Keysians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chroma. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dolphin Keysian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Chromatic Orconets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,905 Chromatic Orconets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphin Keys's national animal is the Orconetian Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dolphin Keys is ranked 99,151^st in the world and 34^th in Estalcia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,563.22 Standard Monetary Units.