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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,272ndMost Developed: 12,736th
The Nationalist Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Peace and Prosperity is the way
Influence
Duckspeaker
Regional Councillor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Donestk

Population4.237 billion

CapitalDonestk
LeaderNikifor Morozov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyHryvnia
AnimalNightingale

The Nationalist Republic of Donestk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nikifor Morozov with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.237 billion Donestkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donestk. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donestkian economy, worth 436 trillion Hryvnias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,955 Hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, those on Nikifor Morozov's rumored 'Enemies List' tend to disappear overnight, the government operates on a policy of compliance through intimidation, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donestk's national animal is the Nightingale, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Donestk is ranked 23,066th in the world and 5th in Warzone Asia for Smartest Citizens, with 57.41 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,272ndMost Developed: 12,736thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,367thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,580thHealthiest Citizens: 15,289thBest Weather: 15,905thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,418thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,481stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,100thMost Patriotic: 20,906thHighest Food Quality: 20,924thMost Cultured: 21,142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,253rdSmartest Citizens: 23,066thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 25,483rdMost Inclusive: 26,305th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Donestk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Donestk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Donestk lodged a message on the Warzone Asia Regional Message Board.
  • : Donestk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn The Black Hawks"".
  • : Donestk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Providing Paid Leave".
  • : Donestk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Reventus Koth"".
  • : Donestk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Health and Safety Act".
  • : Donestk lodged a message on the Warzone Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Donestk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration In Regard To Hippopotami".
  • : Donestk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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