The Armed Republic of DontStepOnSnek is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 169 million Libertarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The all-consuming DontStepOnSnekian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,332 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 552,714 per year while the poor average 8,083, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, equality looks curiously unequal, ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. DontStepOnSnek's national animal is the Pepe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DontStepOnSnek is ranked 315,657^th in the world and 30^th in Fallout Genesis for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.