The Rogue Nation of DorkSouls is a huge, genial nation, ruled by John DorkSouls with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 787 million Chosen Undeads live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.8%.

The frighteningly efficient DorkSoulsian economy, worth 113 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 144,218 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,300 per year while the poor average 36,034, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Majula for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. DorkSouls's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DorkSouls is ranked 222,331^st in the world and 3^rd in Beef for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.