The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 222 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 18.3 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,220 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 108,645^th in the world and 2,004^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,315.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.