The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.073 billion Explodingtntians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 3,124 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,054 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, Coach Sheen's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Explodeingtnt. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 4,653^rd in the world and 80^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,983.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.