The Community of Dota 2 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.969 billion Dota 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The strong Dota 2ian economy, worth 99.6 trillion 9 July 2013s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,606 9 July 2013s, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dota 2's national animal is the Valve, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dota 2 is ranked 73,799^th in the world and 30^th in Steam for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,084.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.