The United Socialist States of Doultrenia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stanik Antokolskiy with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.694 billion Doultrenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trovakia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doultrenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,875 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,402 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Doultrenia" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doultrenia's national animal is the Snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Doultrenia is ranked 3,276^th in the world and 24^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 85.96 flags saluted per person per day.