The United Socialist States of Doultrenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stanik Antokolskiy with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.561 billion Doultrenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trovakia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doultrenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,826 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 374,398 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doultrenia's national animal is the Snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Doultrenia is ranked 148^th in the world and 4^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 266.73 law-abiding acts per hour.