Population | 273 million |
Capital | Daiamar |
Currency | human skull |
Animal | sun |
The Holy Empire of Mardunia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 273 million Mardunians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daiamar. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Mardunian economy, worth 10.6 trillion human skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,854 human skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, and it is said that a Mardunian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mardunia's national animal is the sun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mardunia is ranked 285,440th in the world and 5,231st in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -260.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, it is said that a Mardunian woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
- : Mardunia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Mardunia was endorsed by The Dominion of New Sovereign Funnel Cake.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
- : Mardunia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Mardunia, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 165 » Anarco Argentina, Goldnation, Volaworand, Sporaltryus, Drystar, North Pernambuco, Arscanesia, Amerion, Vimoraland, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Emagination, Tanyaland, Canamerico and Greenland, Ebonhand, Differences-In-Differences, Curlyhoward, United States of Belvaria, Eastern Juble Lux, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Geneek, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Bawkie, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Belschaft, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Khnomania, Meirenyu, Asarana, Albend, Pepperton, Valles Stellarum, ANuadh, Pamela And Hepatitis, The Filippinas, The Solar System Scope, Legosia, Vespurg, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, The Xolbarian Opposition, The Free Falklands, Swenfia 2, Lilli Lands, Myhomecountry, and 115 others.Qadiworka, Great Scapula, Linden Oak, Havenwelle, Greater Fennovia, Farelonia, Nakayo, Skwar, Skaladoria, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Shefino, Jammlandia, Sautu, Venezia Pacifica, Privatore, Deerp, Itani, Great Lothian, Tvania, Morian, Unojo, Bleakfoot, Nomayuki, Blondiesland, Gabrielian, Serpleddyland, Gonthavnor, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Mythora, Madhonia, Frairrisburg, Froshar, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Ostavaria, Balisca, Sumina, BEEstreetz, Nill Vill, Dakalian, Atomic Garden, Yomer, Haya-Nagatoro, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Sedunn, Zanforadon, Dun Frest, Zaelith, Gitlok, Rad Asia, Eastern Doncaster, Hacrela, North Kanuckistan, Greater Pardonia, Pede Cattus, Imperium Sempiternum, Fasire, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Upper Ryu Lorty, Jantisha, Siberia union, 7 Trees, Nova Rhodia, Of the european socialist republics, West Khazana Finsstan, Aquila Audax, Seyja, Emus and Papayas, Nowa Europa, The Ark of Survival, Stelmund, Societyland, Detroxia, Hadrex, Lyautesie, East Endia, Blipp, Eastern Bahia, Sanden, Poguelands, Avastotz, Gwandalis, Chernaya Zvezda, Doundaly, Canmore, Karatengisa, Pepoland, Meglomania, HawkoFon, Karlsburgh, USNE2018, Silvalbia, Eriaco, Cofrosia, Diuturnitas, Baxingtull, Gemarimia, Danny McGlurk, Amazoniao, Ordogomenistan, Revcader, Santa Republica Argentina, Corthsri, Legion Of The Moon, Springwalla, Janoi Donacen, The Lombard League, Hokkai, Lebanenius, Markanissa, Grensal, Shorax, Karmasia, Mercian Legions, New Sovereign Funnel Cake, and Dante-topia.