The Lavender Sachet of Draftie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 28.995 billion Draftieds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grizzlyville. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Draftiean economy, worth a remarkable 2,480 trillion drafts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,562 drafts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, taxpayer-funded government ads are promoting Brancaland as a premier filming location, and political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'. Crime is totally unknown. Draftie's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Draftie is ranked 15,197^th in the world and 1^st in Key Results Union for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.