by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Rudest Citizens: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 19th
The Iron Mall of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dragyn

Population30.613 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.613 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 18,821 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 614,835 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,188,642 per year while the poor average 32,831, a ratio of 127 to 1.

Factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 184,914th in the world and 34th in Equinox for Most Average, scoring 19.5 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdFattest Citizens: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 41stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rdLargest Insurance Industry: 54thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74thMost Armed: 90thHighest Economic Output: 92ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 114thHighest Average Incomes: 131stHighest Crime Rates: 135thMost Secular: 157thLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rdLargest Gambling Industry: 261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 268thMost Ignorant Citizens: 352ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 845thMost Efficient Economies: 903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,642ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,643rdLargest Populations: 1,939thTop
5%
Most Pro-Market: 2,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,831stLargest Black Market: 6,337thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 10,407thHighest Drug Use: 13,468thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,249thMost Politically Free: 14,390thMost Influential: 15,010thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,752nd
Top
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Dragyn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.

More...

View Forum posts

Report