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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 13th
The Iron Mall of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Dragyn

Population32.119 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with an even hand, and renowned for its feral children, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.119 billion Dragyns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 20,364 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 634,020 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,293,114 per year while the poor average 34,487, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Saying "don't do anything that Joff Bezotheon wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, everyone apparently sends Joff Bezotheon hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 51st in the world and 1st in Anarchy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 115.01 Whatever.

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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thFattest Citizens: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thMost Corrupt Governments: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44thHighest Disposable Incomes: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 56thMost Armed: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69thHighest Crime Rates: 71stHighest Economic Output: 81stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 97thHighest Average Incomes: 117thMost Secular: 149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 186thLargest Gambling Industry: 196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 246thMost Ignorant Citizens: 275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 425thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 657thMost Efficient Economies: 739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,137thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,827thLargest Populations: 1,893rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,030thLargest Black Market: 7,434thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 14,711thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,062ndHighest Drug Use: 16,224thMost Politically Free: 16,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,304thMost Extreme: 22,191st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, everyone apparently sends Joff Bezotheon hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Dragyn was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, saying "don't do anything that Joff Bezotheon wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.

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