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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 11th
The Iron Mall of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Shop 'til you drop!
Joff Bezotheon
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
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Dragyn

Population32.734 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.734 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 20,864 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 637,392 altcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,115,979 per year while the poor average 39,744, a ratio of 103 to 1.

Gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, some Dracynic athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 32nd in the world and 1st in Anarchy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,434.28 kickbacks per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thFattest Citizens: 17thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 40thMost Armed: 45thHighest Disposable Incomes: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47thLargest Insurance Industry: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thHighest Crime Rates: 63rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69thHighest Economic Output: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thHighest Average Incomes: 122ndLargest Gambling Industry: 176thMost Secular: 186thLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 257thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 530thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 999thMost Efficient Economies: 1,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,098thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,227thMost Pro-Market: 1,823rdLargest Populations: 1,879thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,921stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,846thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,793rdLargest Black Market: 7,380thNudest: 9,859thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,626thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,778thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,159thMost Extreme: 19,404th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, some Dracynic athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the nation leads Anarchy in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.

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