The State of Dreizig is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 33.256 billion Dreizigians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Dreizigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,298 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,052 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,510 per year while the poor average 2,098, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Dreizig has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dreizig's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dreizig is ranked 198,386^th in the world and 4^th in Malawi for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.