The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Drumpf with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 21.02 billion Drumpfers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Drumpf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drumpfpocalypsean economy, worth a remarkable 7,856 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 373,777 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,480,012 per year while the poor average 3,629, a ratio of 958 to 1.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drumpfpocalypse's national animal is the Toupee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gospel of Greed.

Drumpfpocalypse is ranked 304,323^rd in the world and 11,690^th in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 42.43 on the Human Development Index.