The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Gaylord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.867 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. The average income tax rate is 4.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,731 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,192 Bird Droppings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 291,957^th in the world and 176^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -59.77 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.