The Cretanjan Puppet of Duelandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luna Mufai de Asulehoda with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.639 billion Duans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolo de Asulehoda. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The Duelandian economy, worth 226 trillion Duas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 29,680 Duas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Luna Mufai de Asulehoda has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duelandia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Duelandia is ranked 54,483^rd in the world and 4^th in Anubis for Most Beautiful Environments, with 666.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.