The Universal Empire of Dugong Island is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Dugong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.402 billion Dugong Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dugong City. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dugong Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Dugong Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,351 Dugong Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, one complaint of Dugong Island's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, and Dugong Island's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dugong Island's national animal is the Dugong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dugongism.

Dugong Island is ranked 69,095^th in the world and 6^th in Omck for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,155.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.