The Queendom of E2 Schwarz is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 218 million E2 Schwarzians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant E2 Schwarzian economy, worth 3.52 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 16,125 ★★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Schwarz's national animal is the Feline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

E2 Schwarz is ranked 118,065^th in the world and 13^th in Siesta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,540.37 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.