The Queendom of E2 Shu is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.344 billion E2 Shuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped E2 Shuan economy, worth 33.6 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,003 ★★★★★★s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant E2 Shuans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. E2 Shu's national animal is the Sui, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

E2 Shu is ranked 236,740^th in the world and 34^th in Sui for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.