The Dictatorship of Eamon Valda is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.283 billion Eamon Valdans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eamon Valdan economy, worth 884 trillion The Lights a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,039 The Lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and Eamon Valda is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eamon Valda's national animal is the Dead Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eamon Valda is ranked 33,802^nd in the world and 4^th in Wheel of Time for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,433.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.