Population | 10.093 billion |
Capital | Salvador |
Leader | Gabas |
Faith | Spiritism |
Currency | Novos cruzados roais do rois |
Animal | Bat |
The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.093 billion Bahians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion Novos cruzados roais do rois a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 207,215 Novos cruzados roais do rois, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,047,561 per year while the poor average 22,794, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.
Clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?", and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spiritism.
Eastern Bahia is ranked 10,494th in the world and 141st in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,489.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?".
- : Eastern Bahia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Eastern Bahia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
- : Eastern Bahia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Bahia, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 182 » Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ever Testing, The Free Falklands, Curlyhoward, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, ANuadh, Great Scapula, Ebonhand, Skaladoria, Myhomecountry, Tepertopia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Goldnation, Lupusterra, The Two Jerseys, Vimoraland, Sanden, Zheng Fa, Zanforadon, Romanopolska, Nova Montron, Qadiworka, Bleakfoot, Froshar, A leftover country, Bawkie, West Khazana Finsstan, Jarilon, Drystar, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, New-Javarra, Sedia, Eleuthelrium, No moking, Volaworand, Arscanesia, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Privatore, Isokenzar, North Korea is best, Ostavaria, Silvalbia, Darakin, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Purisect, and 132 others.The Filippinas, Eastern Juble Lux, Eastern Doncaster, Amerion, Las Filipina, Swenfia 2, Antarctic Empires, Gonthavnor, Cerespasia, Zaelith, New Xartoia, Emagination, Explodeingtnt, Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Afria Thebel, Inner Albania, Sumina, Serpleddyland, Linden Oak, Mercian Legions, Democates, Doraya, BEEstreetz, Xanistan, Amerinsca, Springwalla, Itani, Corpoterra, Aidenfieeld, Detroxia, The Solar System Scope, Xandev, Upper Ryu Lorty, Yomer, Republic of Rhode Island, Rebel-topia, Calistan, America Gone Wrong, Hacrela, Eritria, Dun Frest, Balisca, Tioloman, Pede Cattus, Poguelands, Soradev, Meglomania, Wehraboos, Petea, Differences-In-Differences, Walloonia, Jammlandia, Anarco Argentina, Shefino, Tigrulia, Rad Asia, Ferrumetlapis, Asarana, Gitlok, Pamela And Hepatitis, Avastotz, Aquila Audax, The Island of Sorna, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Abarri, Venezia Pacifica, Gutiterra, Soem, Dakalian, Unielvan Millorvium, Gwandalis, Greater Lamero, Frairrisburg, Gdfsg land, Chernaya Zvezda, Skwar, Nill Vill, Laniakea and Primaliya, Megistos, Yellunstryer, Doundaly, Tvania, Genoxelande, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Sporaltryus, Great Ostanian Republic, Novovaritsya, Peoples East Aliska, Vespurg, IndustroMiliComplex, Karatengisa, Tahiron, Pabtlau, Haya-Nagatoro, Lyautesie, SharttingToepia, Marre, Madhonia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Pepoland, Yugarritia, Aurcania, USNE2018, New Maxta, New Amerikan Republic, Fasire, Farelonia, HawkoFon, 7 Trees, Tanyaland, Greenwisch, Blondiesland, Uvalor, United Galtallicaltopia, Morian, Belschaft, Kholdan, Revcader, Los Lonley Boys, Amerikanisches Imperium, North Kanuckistan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Mittero, Lans Isles, Ferfulesse, Lilli Lands, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, Atomic Garden, Corthsri, 1 000 000 000, and Legion Of The Moon.