The Colony of EB33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.567 billion EB33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient EB33ian economy, worth 580 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,868 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EB33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

EB33 is ranked 151,504^th in the world and 1^st in Echo Base for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,482.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.