The Allied States of Ebiwalar is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.413 billion Ebiwalarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ebiwalarian economy, worth 201 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,557 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, a major religion has been named as Ebiwalar's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Ebiwalar in an international press conference, and Ebiwalar has designated Ebiwalar City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebiwalar's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ebiwalar is ranked 248,017^th in the world and 7^th in Mariehamn for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.