The State of Eborica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.857 billion Eboricans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The powerhouse Eborican economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,728 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,376 per year while the poor average 9,007, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Eborica has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Eborica in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eborica's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eborica is ranked 287,914^th in the world and 646^th in United States of America for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.