The Republic of Egg Engines is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.224 billion Egg Enginesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The all-consuming Egg Enginesian economy, worth 223 trillion stardusts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,414 stardusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, the Egg Enginesian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egg Engines's national animal is the moonlark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Egg Engines is ranked 140,692^nd in the world and 1^st in Egg Engines for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,239.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.