The Republic of Eggs Bacon and Toast is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its burgeoning bacon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.004 billion Eggs Bacon and Toastians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong Eggs Bacon and Toastian economy, worth 426 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 60,864 eggs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,927 per year while the poor average 15,443, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eggs Bacon and Toast's national animal is the bacon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eggs Bacon and Toast is ranked 90,200^th in the world and 2^nd in The Breadlands for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.