The Republic of Eire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.407 billion Eireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The Eirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,265 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 43,026 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, Catholicism has been named as Eire's national religion, Eire has designated Dublin as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Eire in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eire's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Eire is ranked 101,026^th in the world and 8^th in Ireland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 876.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.