The Empire of El-Dawla El-Yassiniya is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 101 million Al-yassiniyuns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong El-Dawla El-Yassiniyan economy, worth 7.11 trillion Dirham yassinis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,420 Dirham yassinis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El-Dawla El-Yassiniya's national animal is the Moroccan Thunderhorn Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

El-Dawla El-Yassiniya is ranked 131,215^th in the world and 3^rd in Thirteen Worlds for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,287.18 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.