The Constitutional Monarchy of Elania Kingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Amelie Gibson with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.169 billion Elaniers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westbury. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elania Kingdomian economy, worth 688 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,550 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and radiation is a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elania Kingdom's national animal is the Domestic Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Elania Kingdom is ranked 87,881^st in the world and 586^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 16.46 flags saluted per person per day.