The Dictatorship of Elezeringstan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Executor of Elezeringstan with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.67 billion Elezeringstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsbury. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Elezeringstanian economy, worth 88.2 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,807 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recycled air in planes is nauseating, Christianity has been named as Elezeringstan's national religion, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elezeringstan's national animal is the Falcon and its national religion is Christianity.

Elezeringstan is ranked 221,290^th in the world and 5^th in Probing Uranus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 778.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.