The Holy Blue Anarchy of Elgone is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.87 billion Elgoneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Elgonean economy, worth 399 trillion gold bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,254 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elgone's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Elgone is ranked 68,558^th in the world and 8^th in Chaos land for Highest Poor Incomes, with 43,493.59 Standard Monetary Units.