The Fiefdom of ElinTol is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand High Princess EllElin the Infinite with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.017 billion ElinTolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ElinTolopolis Sponsored by Funland Inc. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient ElinTolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,254 trillion Kells a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,559 Kells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra Kells ElinTolians can get new driving records with their new cars, dessert dishes make up the ElinTolian breakfast menu, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and tax avoidance is a serious affair. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElinTol's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Me.

ElinTol is ranked 5,654^th in the world and 1^st in Atlantis for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,806.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.