The Federal Republic of Elmos Interncaional is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vimm Colsby with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.692 billion Elmosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanov. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Elmos Interncaionalian economy, worth 63.2 trillion inters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 37,326 inters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elmos Interncaional's national animal is the Eagle.
Elmos Interncaional is ranked 92,835th in the world and 6th in Northern Sea for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,893.23 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, the world beyond the wall is a distant memory.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, atheists refusing to attend church are heavily fined by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace.
- : Following new legislation in
Elmos Interncaional, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.












