The People's Federation of Emakera is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Abede-Nego Manfredini Guimarães Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 21.391 billion Emakerans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paço. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emakeran economy, worth a remarkable 2,855 trillion Dinheiroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,473 Dinheiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emakera's national animal is the Snow Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emakera is ranked 1,754^th in the world and 3^rd in Eurth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 15,142.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.