The Most Serene Republic of Emergency puppet 11 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.245 billion Emergency puppet 11ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 11ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion Deneroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,716 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 11's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emergency puppet 11 is ranked 189,882^nd in the world and 257^th in Emergency Puppet for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 401.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.