The Empire of Emperor of Britannia is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.815 billion Emperor of Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Emperor of Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,209 sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in Emperor of Britannia's hospitals, new urban roads are threatening city parks, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and the education system is famed for its taxing exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor of Britannia's national animal is the Britannian Imperial Gryffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emperor of Britannia is ranked 252,196^th in the world and 4^th in The Britannian Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.